AN INTERVIEW WITH THE ARTIST AND SOME OTHER GUY

    The interviewer, Sir Gary Popinjay, accosted the two subjects at their villa in Paris. However, during the course of their meal, they missed their chairs and found themselves in the studio of a struggling pediatrician. So, Philip Davies and Rory Meyer found themselves at the mercy of sir Gary Popinfellow.

GP: So, i'm glad you could make it to this interview, Mr. Artist.

PD: Yeah, me too. it's a real fucking honor.

GP: Eh, right (shifts uncomfortably in chair) So, let's begin with the simple questions. What is your full name?

PD: Actually, that's quite irrelevant. I wish you'd ask me something meaningful.

GP: Oh, of course. How long ago was Super Hamster created?

PD: About three years ago. But back then it was still quite rickety and unsure. Whereas now it's completely rickety and unsure.

GP: Ha ha ha, very good. That was funny.

PD: Yes. Yes, that was funny.

GP: So, are you the only one who works on SuperHamster, or are there other members of your team?

RM:  Njerr, Cat diddies.

GP: What in hells name was that?

PD: That is Rory. He helps me with some stuff. Also, on my team is a guy by the name of Bernard Willers, who's full of computer know-how and advise. and he pisses us off. Isn't that right.

RM: Gneeee

PD: Yeah, that bastard. I wish he'd just piss off like the dog he is. Pretty funny, huh?

GP: Yes. Yes, that was funny.

PD: So where do you get your inspiration

GP: Sorry, i thought i was asking the questions.

PD: Well, you were wrong weren't you, you little fuck? You think you can just waltz in and fire off questions at everyone without it coming back to you? as you reap, so shall you sow and all that.

RM: (trips his chair)

GP: Ok, ehh, this is strange. 

PD: Oh, so now you're saying just cause we're BLACK that we're strange?

GP:  But you aren't black.

RM: SO, YOU SAYING THE BLACK MAN IS BLACK? BLACK AS IN EVIL?!

GP: Sorry, do you mind if I connect his leash again?

PD: By all means, do.

GP: Thank you sir! So, in your estimation, how long will Superhamster go on for?

PD: Thank you sir! 

GP: That's quite all right.

RM: That's quite all right.

PD: In my estimation, it will go on as long as the world is sane! as long as people still appreciate what really matters, Super Hamster will live on!

GP: What the fuck?

RM: Thaw the cufk?

PD: Now you stay out of this. Super Hamster has no real lifespan, as my creative team and I can keep on going on and on. we never run out of ideas!

GP: Thank you sir!

RM: That's quite all right.

PD: Now you stay out of this. 

GP: So, what can we look forward to in the way of VILLAINS? 

PD: Well, that's actually top secret information. We've released as series of illustrations of some of the bad guys S.H will be going up against, but nothing really concrete. As of now, i can only say that, as far as characters are concerned, we have the mutated CHRIS, a self-assembling sidekick with a bucket over his head, a turtle superglued to the ceiling of a public toilet and a cameo by SoundGarden.

GP: Soundgarden! Wow, that sounds great! when can we see some footage of that! That sounds great.

PD: Yes. Yes, that is great.

.ris, thgir lla etiuq s'taht : MR

GP: What a crazy little bastard.

PD: Yes, we've been working on the SoundGarden cameo, developing Chris Cornell and Kim Thayil's faces to get the optimum effect, but we still have to work one of their 'concerts' into the story line.

GP: but SoundGarden are no more. Won't this affect anything?

RM: The stock market could suffer by the reintroduction of such a powerful factor 

PD: No, i shouldn't think so. You bastard. 

GP: Hey, I wish you weren't so aggressive.

PD: Piss off.

RM: (it has legs doesn't it!) 

PD: Hey, that wasn't an action.

RM: It doesn't have to be an action! It's brackets!

GP: Ok, back to the questions. This is fun, isn't it?

PD: Yes. Yes, this is fun.

GP: Ok, ummmm, will the Comics be available in a downloadable version?

PD: We're still having problems with that. Seeing as I know bugger-all about computers and Rory over here is as crazy as they come...

RM: Not as much as they come. I've seen worse.

PD: I'm sure you have, back where you come from you dirty little monkey. Anyway, seeing as we don't know much, we have to rely on Bernard and his Computer Skills, which is real taxing because he's such a dirty son of a bitch.

GP: Hey, I wish you weren't so aggressive.

PD + RM: Piss off.

GP: Ok, I think we've gotten all there was to get, uh...

RM: NJERR. Where are the cat-diddies.

GP: Umm...i don't know...eh...

PD: That's quite all right.

GP: Thank you, we can do without all that. Will the Superhamster web page be used for anything else?

PD: Besides full spanking versions of all the issues of S.H, there will also be a column in which users adress Rory and discuss delicious topics and he responds. There will also be amusing little toys and right-wing activists to play around with, but it's mainly for Superhamster and the art of Bernard Willers and Philip Davies.

GP: Thank you so.

PD: No problem.