Welcome to the Super Hamster FAQ, where any unanswered questions you may have will be ignored and you will be bombarded with inconsequentia.

>For the record, and for better understanding:

• Q: what many people have been questioning me about, 
• A: Is my clever, calculated reply, and 
• R: is what Rory thinks.

Q: What is Super Hamster?

A: Super Hamster was originally a comic book in pencil form, viewed by only a few fortunate individuals who were friends with the artist. However, one night the artist, that being me, decided that it would be beneficial to the intelligent contingent of society to make it accessible to the general public. It is, in essence, a satirical black-comedy type comic book, that is gratuitously violent, full of bad language and generally quite pointless.

Q: Where is your inspiration? 

A: The inspiration for this comic came from a mammal by the name of Christopher Hayes Kossman, who, besides looking like a hamster, is actually quite an aggressive, foul mouthed, obnoxious little monkey who only falls short of the comic-book character in the respect that he doesn't kill people. He was the perfect character to use as a tool to communicate my beliefs and grievances in an artistic form, and piss off sensitive humanitarians.

Q: Who built your amazing site?

A: Well, seeing as i have little or no knowledge of any of this computer nonsense, which i quite frankly despise, but more of that later, i approached the afore-mentioned H-K (chris) in the hope that he would design one for me. which he did. and this is it.

Q: Can I use your comic commercially if I pay?

A: Well, ultimately, Superhamster is not about money, it's about enhancement as a human being, man, and reaching a new plane of awareness and understanding.

Q: What the fuck?

A: Yes, as of yet i have no commercial representation. I am seeking some (in a sense) but have found no one willing to give this poor dejected hamster a chance.

Q: So, it's like a graphic novel, right? So what's the plot?

A: Well, the actual mechanics of Chris' transformation from a a normal schoolboy into a raving, maniacal superhamster are quite moronic, but that's not the point. He is bitten by this disgruntled rodent in science class, transformed into a furry hybrid, and flees to the hills. He feels that, seeing as he has all these powers and all, he should be administering justice an all that to the unruly, but in the end he just kills people who piss him off, plagued by thoughts about what it really is all about.

R: ME Hungry.

A: so fucking what.

Q: So How long until we can expect an issue of S.H??

A: Well, it should be about a month, but until then, keep coming back to read Rorys Column and our other ravings here at Super Hamster. I'm also hoping to have a kind of user-submitted stories or plotlines, then have some kind of winner or something.